Me: "I started a book yesterday afternoon on my way home from work and I only have 40 pages of it left"
Mom: "What is it called?"
Me: "I Am Not Myself These Days"
Mom: "What's it about?"
Me: "A retired drag queen"
Mom: "A retired dry cleaner?"
Me: "No, Mom. Not even a little bit close. I'm going to put this on the blog tomorrow, OK?"